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The Cost of Credit
by Chinmay Chakravarty
"Hello! Mr. Pond?"
"This is Pond. Thames Pond."
"Good Morning, Mr. Pond. This is Moneycanny. Can I have two minutes of your time please?"
"Regarding what?"
"Well, Sir, this is regarding a new revolutionary scheme meant only for privileged customers like you."
"I'm not really interested, but you can tell me in brief."
"Thank you Mr. Pond. You see, today's times are very uncertain. Nobody knows what happens when. In case of unfortunate demise or fatal accidents our company will protect you by waiving off all dues on your card plus an assured amount. All these for a nominal premium..."
"Well, Ms....er... look! This is a very fine morning and I'm out to work with a very fresh mind. Please don't spoil it with that talk of death and all!"
"Sorry about that Mr. Pond. But this is a benefit with only minimal cost."
"What do you mean minimal? You just said I have to die to get the benefit! "
"Don't take it that way, Sir. You have a responsibility to your family. To your wife."
"Look, my wife will be so grieved at my death that she will not be compensated at all by your money."
"But your children will definitely..."
"Not at all, again! They will be equally grieved and they will try their best to prove their worth so that my soul rests in peace."
"Mr. Pond, this is a privilege offer meant only for customers like you. Our company cares for you at every step of your life. And as I told you this is at almost no cost."
"My death is a huge cost for me, you see? You want me to die and then benefit me. I don't want to die. Sorry!"
"No Mr. Pond. We don't want you to die. We want you to live forever. I'm very sorry about your feelings."
"But...well...er... I see now..."
"Thank you Mr. Pond. It's our great pleasure to enroll you into this unique scheme. Your next statement will reflect this change. Have a great day Sir."
"Hey...Ms...er...wait a minute. I've not confirmed. Make me the offer in writing first. Hello...Damn it!"
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About the Author
Chinmay Chakravarty is a professional specialized in the creative field with over two decades of experience in journalistic writing, media co-ordination, film script writing, film dubbing, film & video making, management of international film festivals and editing of books & journals. Started career with a stint as a freelance journalist and then joined Indian Information Service. Now serving as a News Editor in Doordarshan, the national media channel of Govt. of India.
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